Maine Coon Taps Coming

Pictured here is a female shot from Malibu's litter

Good news and bad news... The good is, Zima's coolers are getting closer and closer to premiering here at Mitcha Coontails. We are getting pumped. She has begun to very slowly lose her mucus plug. We are hoping they brew a bit longer though... Please pray, light candles, summon the stork Lords.... that all goes well. Be sure to catch her x-ray that I'll post tomorrow on Facebook, so you can take a guess at how many she will be serving!

The bad news is... I cannot tell if Mai Tai has pints brewing. She is a big girl, so it's not surprising she's not adding MORE weight to her, but her milk bar teets aren't pink or swollen either. We will see... she will either go into heat again or only have 1-2 mega pints inside.

Cannot wait to share bar news about pints late next week!

Happy Hour Coming ALL June

'Can I start by saying that the worst part of my day are the hours before happy hour.

The only thing that keeps me going is THINKING about the [future] pints I will be having and lately... knowing there will be a lot of pints served!

They say you can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that kinda of is the same thing. ...so I guess if you're going to buy a pint, you should know what will be on tap.

So for sure sure... Zima X Cognac ✅ - premiering around Jun 15th

We think there's a good chance, Mai Tai X Dirty Martini will provide us a high-proof drink that is exceedingly potent yet balanced in structure. The olive and lemon twist is not needed to enjoy this cocktail.

Finally, we have Malibu X Dos Equis who may surprise us with pints around July 1st, and we already know this pairing packs a punch.

If you aren't a drinker or it's your first time at our iconic bar, you can read the descriptions of our female spirits here ....and our top shelf males here.

Until then, you'll have to suffer with us as we impatiently wait for the big premiers...