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The bar will officially be open this Friday morning for Happy Hour, and the sweetest treats will be on tap - our Dessert Brew litter is ready to go on tap. This brew is from Guinness x Yuengling, and we are quite proud of how they've aged. I don't think you can go wrong with any of them. All will be stunning with strong profiles! I'd say they like a little mischief, but some litters like to tear up the bar ...and these guys are more the Netflix and chill (on laps) type.


So, grab your designated driver (or just clear your Friday morning) because this is one happy hour you don't want to miss.


Drop a comment and let me know who is thirsty!

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So, I wrote in our bar news several months back that Barista would be re-homed because she hadn't gone into heat and started brewing anything. It was like I jinxed her by naming her the Barista instead of an actual drink at the bar.

It literally was the very next day; she went into heat. The cocktail did not take, but it wasn't but a day after that she went into heat again.... and this time, all the ingredients were there to make the perfect brew.


Y'all no drinks were needed, and I was up on the bar island mom twerking. Now I had planned on pairing her with gorilla boy Cuba, but he was on a chip that makes him completely UNINTERESTED in girls. I mean even 5 shots down, and the chip ensures no boy can "stand up" to get the job done. So, Yuengling was our man.


She had 5 pints. You think Guinness' brew is strong? And let me say... Guinness' brew is DEFINITELY some of our finest. ...but I am already drooling over Barista's very strong football player themed pints. The bad news is... she only had 1 poly MALE which was disappointing to me as I usually have over 50% polys... but they are all healthy and premium quality!


So... she finally will have her Happy Hour, but it will be for her brew. Expect to start seeing them soon. They are almost 2 weeks old.



Barista read to cork open her surprise brew!

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