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So, I wrote in our bar news several months back that Barista would be re-homed because she hadn't gone into heat and started brewing anything. It was like I jinxed her by naming her the Barista instead of an actual drink at the bar.

It literally was the very next day; she went into heat. The cocktail did not take, but it wasn't but a day after that she went into heat again.... and this time, all the ingredients were there to make the perfect brew.


Y'all no drinks were needed, and I was up on the bar island mom twerking. Now I had planned on pairing her with gorilla boy Cuba, but he was on a chip that makes him completely UNINTERESTED in girls. I mean even 5 shots down, and the chip ensures no boy can "stand up" to get the job done. So, Yuengling was our man.


She had 5 pints. You think Guinness' brew is strong? And let me say... Guinness' brew is DEFINITELY some of our finest. ...but I am already drooling over Barista's very strong football player themed pints. The bad news is... she only had 1 poly MALE which was disappointing to me as I usually have over 50% polys... but they are all healthy and premium quality!


So... she finally will have her Happy Hour, but it will be for her brew. Expect to start seeing them soon. They are almost 2 weeks old.



Barista read to cork open her surprise brew!

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We are always striving for healthier and stronger pints. No one likes a weak drink... in fact, I always ask for a double because my tastebuds have evolved ...being a regular drinker and all. So we are hoping this new top shelf male can add a little something extra... maybe some blue, maybe some smoke, and a whole lot of muzzle.


He's already had an initial hip x-ray done to see if the ball of his joint is adequately in the socket with no abnormalities for his age, so I feel confident they will continue to develop well although we will repeat it here, and his DNA is clear of all major things we look for (such as HCM, SMA, PKDef), so with that said, we hope that when we see him mid-January, we HAVE TO include him in our 2025 plans.



Blue Smoke Maine Coon

Here he is ONLY 12-13 weeks old and I'm already drooling over him. I haven't seen a new picture in awhile, but I WANT to be kept anticipating the reveal. Though he may look blue, he has silver at the roots... so he is technically a blue smoke. Anyone as thirsty as we are for what's to come? We hope you join us at the bar this next year as we hope to also have a few extra surprises. More to come.......

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