The finest blend of the world's best maine coons. Batches vary in color, flavor, and sweetness. Always served neat.
Female Spirits
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Malibu Rum
Silvers are my favorite, and this queen does not disappoint! She’s the life of the party. The last to pass out…. always up for one more shot. Definitely tries to find trouble, and don’t try to double dog dare her because she’s game!
When she does finally settle down, she probably takes the cake for most dramatic cuddler. She insists on curling up by your neck, and if she isn't sure YOU know she loves you, she will keep scooting closer and closer until she feels you breathing on her. There's no petting another cat while she's on you because she will nudge them all out of the way or make sure she's in front so you can't get to them. A complete attention w-h-@-r-e for sure..
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Mai Tai (polydactyl)
We can't get over this polydactyl female. She has a wonderful muzzle, big poly paws, and well amazzzing everything!!! We call her our red fox. She looks like one running around the house. Unlike Martini... she's a girl who can't get enough treats and is always sucking up to you in hopes this means you'll toss her more chicken. Our entire family seeks her out if they need a snuggle buddy when watching a movie. She's the most easy going female we've owned.
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RumChata
Who likes Black Smokes? This beauty is coming all the way from Ukraine. Her mom did not want to part with her because this line has brought her GORGEOUS strong smokes, but due to the increase in violence, she entrusted her to me, and I hope to make her proud with this wonderful line. She has proven to be the best mother we've ever had. She tries to nurse, bathe, and cuddle up to all of the new pints at Mitcha Coontails because she's realized this is what she was born to do... My husband says we're twins. From the second I met my husband, I wanted a minivan because I was born wanting kids. He says that should have been the first clue to run though...
Zima (Polydactyl)
This gorgeous poly is Mai Tai's daughter… we are excited to see how she develops. She was the clear standout from the very beginning. She loves to play, and I got a feeling she'll be stealing my keys for a joyride before she even turns 1. She is a loud talker every time you say her name. She replies to her name being called with a huge open mouth meow. The cutest thing I've ever seen.
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Guinness
One of RumChata's RBF females... her mean face is only there for show because she is a people pleaser. Ready for bed? Well she's racing you there to warm it up or have to get up early? Trust me, she's kneading and purring in your face minutes before wake up time every single morning. Never steals the food off your plate like the rest of the house ...instead she stands up on her hind legs and does the begging motion to politely ask first. Cannot stand being alone, and when a human is not available, she is always wrapped around another cat.
White Russian
Not normally a fan of this color cocktail, but had to add to the tap because she gives a buzz that lasts for days when take a look at her box muzzle, very high ear set, and amazing chin. She comes from a line that has a history of ALWAYS consistently producing strong RBF pints. I'm thinking blue tortie with white will become a favorite at the bar.
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New Tap's Name Coming Soon
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Martini (Retired)
This beautiful girl came to us from Bulgaria. She is very sweet, and starts purring if you even look in her direction. Sometimes we play peekaboo around a corner just to get her purring... then she stops when you disappear ....and starts again every time you pop out followed by her tail fluttering. She's extremely motherly, and if I were to describe her personality, I would say she was born wanting a minivan and tons of kids ...and not a sports car and the night life. A lady groomed to care for others.
