The finest blend of the world's best maine coons. Batches vary in color, flavor, and sweetness. Always served neat.
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The "bar plans" included a cocktail of Mai Tai and Cognac. The blend makes for a perfect fireball shot. Looks like Mai Tai may have had one too many because when Cognac slipped away from the bar, Dos made his move.
If you're reading this, you are the first to know we may be looking at Mega Pints [some with polydactyl toes] the first few days in March.
RumChata was paired with Dos Equis, the most interesting cat in the world. She will have the most amazing RBF pints mid Jan. These will be given to those who have waited the longest here, yelled at the bartender to hurry with the bill, and somehow still had patience to still like it here. Her pints have the longest wait, and I can tell you that those who will get her pints have all waited over a year “AND” are regulars here at the bar.
All our top shelf pints have now passed both their preliminary hip X-rays and heart echos, …so the brewing plans for 2023:
RumChata x Dos Equis Zima (poly) x Dos Equis or Cognac? Mai Tai (poly) x Dos or Cognac? Guinness x Absolut??? Malibu x Dos Equis
We are hoping for a lot of silvers and smokes in each cocktail.
If interested, find your favorite spot and grab a few beers, as you should expect to wait. Sloppy obnoxious drinkers need not apply. Slots are reserved only for those that appreciate the finest.
BARTENDERS REPLY TO EVERYONE they plan to serve. If we don’t notice you and do not get a reply, please know …it’s not you, it’s me. There are many other bars in the sea….
For more info like how to get on my “waitlist” and what the tab will be, check our faq section on our website. We appreciate patrons who read through it completely.
