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On Tap is: Jolly Spirits, Yule Tai, Hot Toddy, Scrooge Driver, and SnowJito. If you want to name a Valentine's pint as your second choice, please feel free.


𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰…


1. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐲 saying “Sorry I cannot serve you this time” …it flat out means you are not a fit for us. This time, that time, any time.

 

You are welcome to write an angry message about our decision, but this only confirms in our head… we dodged a crazy one 😅

I don’t and have never read or replied to “rebuttals.” I don’t get triggered by patrons screaming from “outside our bar.” We have thick walls.


2. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝. If you cannot reply to the 1 question asking what our FAQS specifically says… then your application gets ignored. It’s there to let us know you’re competent enough. Period.


3. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰…

I actually hate Happy Hour. Some of you bring me so much joy the longer you sit at our bar. I get excited you are “here,” so… it honestly pains me to tell you there just aren’t enough pints.


It’s one reason I tell existing “Mitcha Coontails family” they should wait a few litters before getting another. Every breeder I know serves past patrons first, but I feel so bad that I kindly ask our great family here to wait. So know I AM trying to serve you. With that said (running out of air here)… I have many past patrons throwing their hat in for these 3 litters. Since I haven’t introduced Zima’s litter… I haven’t received messages yet for those 😅


I have yet to have someone regret the wait. Know if you went to another bar… um, there’s also a wait or you’re at some shady bar in the hood. Be careful 😬


I try to be as fair as possible. Cheers to everyone!

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YES YOU READ CORRECTLY! This Wednesday Feb 21, 2024.


We hope you are because we'll be wearing our Wednesday best ...which is basically clean clothes and no guarantees on the number of cat strands you may find on our aprons, but what doesn't kill you ...makes you stronger right?


Be sure to come prepared by reading our FAQS, but don't be too drunk that you don't even know the name of the pint on tap!


What time? Well how are you going to keep us on the first page of Google searches if we didn't make you hit refresh a few times? It will be open until we feel the taps have been served but you can expect it during normal daylight hours.


See you there. It's where the cool cats will be...

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