Unbottle Your Happiness. Happy Hour is open!

On Tap is: Jolly Spirits, Yule Tai, Hot Toddy, Scrooge Driver, and SnowJito. If you want to name a Valentine's pint as your second choice, please feel free.

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰…

1. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐲 saying “Sorry I cannot serve you this time” …it flat out means you are not a fit for us. This time, that time, any time.

You are welcome to write an angry message about our decision, but this only confirms in our head… we dodged a crazy one 😅

I don’t and have never read or replied to “rebuttals.” I don’t get triggered by patrons screaming from “outside our bar.” We have thick walls.

2. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝. If you cannot reply to the 1 question asking what our FAQS specifically says… then your application gets ignored. It’s there to let us know you’re competent enough. Period.

3. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰…

I actually hate Happy Hour. Some of you bring me so much joy the longer you sit at our bar. I get excited you are “here,” so… it honestly pains me to tell you there just aren’t enough pints.

It’s one reason I tell existing “Mitcha Coontails family” they should wait a few litters before getting another. Every breeder I know serves past patrons first, but I feel so bad that I kindly ask our great family here to wait. So know I AM trying to serve you. With that said (running out of air here)… I have many past patrons throwing their hat in for these 3 litters. Since I haven’t introduced Zima’s litter… I haven’t received messages yet for those 😅

I have yet to have someone regret the wait. Know if you went to another bar… um, there’s also a wait or you’re at some shady bar in the hood. Be careful 😬

I try to be as fair as possible. Cheers to everyone!