The finest blend of the world's best maine coons. Batches vary in color, flavor, and sweetness. Always served neat.
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Welcome to
Mitcha Coontails...
where we raise Maine Coons worth toasting to.
Why this bar?
We raise premium, RGF (Resting Grinch Faced) - infused Maine coons with a heavy pour of love, an eye for detail, and yeah… probably a splash of whiskey. We’re not your average cattery — we’re the dive bar that has a five-star wine list.
Top Shelf Health
Our pints (what we call our kittens) receive a comprehensive DNA test for 40+ genetic diseases including HCM, PKD, PKDef, and SMA. Sounds impressive, right? Sure… until you realize that’s just the bare minimum. Saying you do DNA testing on all our cats is like bragging you finished high school …or it's like going to a bar that offers every beer in the world, and you fall for a Pabst Blue Ribbon or Natty Light beer. Who would do that?
If you want the best... if you want next level... always expect your maine coon breeder to do echocardiograms and hip x-rays on all their breeding cats BY A BOARD-CERTIFIED SPECIALIST. It's not just the outer looks we like to brag about but our inner health too.
Raised at the Bar
A pretty face will get you noticed at the bar. Personality is what keeps you there.
Most bars raise their kittens in a separate nursery with a baby monitor doing most of the babysitting ...and let's be honest, how many times did you check on your human baby if they weren't screaming? Ours are raised right where the chaos is… in our living room from day 1.
They grow up hearing the TV, the vacuum, doors slamming, kids fighting and a crazy mom screaming. They’re held, talked to, annoyed, cuddled and loved on ...from the beginning.
We’re not trying to raise kittens that photograph well in a quiet room. We’re raising confident Maine Coons that know how to live with people.
Around here, socialization isn’t something we schedule.
It’s the house pour.
The Bartender
The head bartender is a perfectionist (thanks to her Korean background) and is always striving to raise the bar. It’s in her blood. So, if you’re looking for a maine coon that leaves you needing a 12-step program… grab a barstool and have a drink because you’ve just found your next obsession.
