🚨 TESTING… TESTING… IS THIS THING ON? You'll want to read this update🚨
If this just landed on your phone, congratulations. Our new text alert system apparently works. I'm worried that it will only work for new submissions ....and not those that already signed up under a certain email and attempted to just add a phone number. We will see... I also signed up so will know.
Since we needed something worthy of interrupting your day, we figured we’d share a little actual Bar News while we were at it…

Yuengling retired over a month ago and has closed his tab. He has more than earned his spot on the other side of the bar, but before anyone starts throwing elbows…
THIS IS ONLY A TEST MESSAGE. DO NOT SUBMIT ANYTHING YET. When Happy Hour actually opens for him, you’ll see the checklist with everything you need to qualify through this alert AND in our "Bar News" AND on "What's Available on Tap" Until you see that, drinks are not being served.
However, if you ever wanted to order one of his pints... the brew JUST born AND the one due in a few weeks are his last cocktails that are one part Yuengling. ...and let me tell you, he has a habit of stamping his pints with his signature look… ridiculous coats, loads of hair, and some seriously impressive RGF. You can usually spot a Yuengling pint before we ever tell you who Dad is.
If you’ve always wanted one of his pints, this is officially LAST CALL.
So keep an eye on the Bar for the upcoming Happy Hours…
Just don’t belly up to it quite yet. 😉
Okay… somebody tell the Head Bartender whether this text actually showed up. 🍸



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