The finest blend of the world's best maine coons. Batches vary in color, flavor, and sweetness. Always served neat.
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(Updated: September 30, 2026) :
*** WE NOW HAVE TEXT ALERTS - ALL PAST AND PRESENT PATRONS MUST RE-SUBSCRIBE ***
Be sure to sign up using the pop up when you first get to our website. If you still aren't receiving them, just check our Bar News tab. All alerts are shown there.
Yuengling has retired and info about purchasing him will be posted later today or tomorrow. Look for the application in our Bar News. We are not accepting any requests prior to us posting info and his application.
Syrah's brew will have pictures added today or tomorrow. Cristal had 5 top shelf ah-maz-ing pints that I will start showing soon. They will have their happy hour between 8-10 weeks of age. This brew and if Sazerac has any pints (she is super tiny and I'm unsure)... will be the last opportunity to get a cocktail that includes one-part top shelf Yuengling. ALL of his pints are premium and have lots of hair (understatement). There will be a text sent out if you have signed up and it will be posted in our bar news. We may have poly babies coming too!
I can think of several top shelf cats retiring in the next year including 1-2 males. No need to write us, if and when they are available, they will be placed on this page and an alert will be sent out. Don't see them? Well, they're not quite ready to sober up yet. Keep checking back daily because they generally go SUPER fast. ...like I'm not sure you could chug one down faster than my adults get swept up.
Remember we use the word "HH" as our code phrase in our story on social media for all upcoming Happy Hours (kitten selections) since we must abide by META (FB/IG) rules. We will also send an alert if you're signed up for text messages, there will be a message on this page AND in our bar news. So you have to be TRYING to miss it to not see it. ;)
-Dec
If you're wondering how you can ask for a pint here, what the password is to our kitten application or what the tab will be... you have not read our FAQS. Please do so ENTIRELY before emailing us.
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Yuengling
This just turned 3 yo will have details about his retirement today or tomorrow in our Bar News. If interested, you will have to fill out the application posted. So be on the lookout... we will NOT accept or entertain applications prior to posting.
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Syrah x Negra Modelo
Our Autumn Brew
Born Aug 17, 2026
Their Happy Hour will be announced and happen when they are 8-10 weeks old
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Cristal x Yuengling
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Our SEC College Football Brew
Born September 18, 2026
Their Happy Hour will be announced and happen when they are 8-10 weeks old
Sazerac x Yuengling
Due October 2026
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Bartles N Jaymes x Negra Modelo
Possible Polydactyl babies
...hopefully over the holidays
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