The Baseball Brew steps up to the plate Thursday - Available Maine Coons

⚾️ Short and Sweet. Ready to knock this out of the park.

Happy Hour starts at 9 am Thursday...

The lineup: Shohei Ohtani, Yogi Berra, Babe Ruth, and Paul Skenes.

My whole family keeps saying the same thing… whoever ends up with one of these little pints is going to be unbelievably lucky. Sweet doesn’t even cover it. These are the kind that melt into you, follow you around, and make you come right back to the bar for another round. I GUARANTEE it. Not worried about a single one of these guys making a homerun into your hearts. Sounds cliche but it's the truth. I never lie about my pints and past patrons will tell you... we offer some of THE FINEST pints in the United States.

I am proud of them. Will you be one of the lucky ones?

Check out the Happy Hour tab for more info/updates. Please don't apply Thursday without knowing I'm Asian. I literally mean that for what it is.... I expect you to follow the rules (read and complete every question), read my contract in its entirety... and not make me ask you MORE than once for any part of the process. I will... and have pull back my pint the second I feel a hangover coming on due to dealing with you. If I have had one, it's only because someone did not read EVERYTHING I have sent ...and then asked countless questions I already covered. I am being blunt without any icing because I'm busy... and refuse to let a(nother) "Crazy" slide into my mostly perfect Mitcha Coontails family.

Let's Play Ball. See you Thursday....