The finest blend of the world's best maine coons. Batches vary in color, flavor, and sweetness. Always served neat.
Our Top Shelf Males
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Negra Modelo
This all black drink is exactly what this bartender was after. He comes from generations of good hearts ...and with hips that cleared, he's built to leave a lasting impression. I don't think I've heard anyone lift this male without grunting. He's a thick fierce panther. Just imagine him being paired to any of our female spirits.
Yuengling
Yuengling is a blue silver tabby with white who made us fall in love from the very first pic. He's got everything from a thick fluffy mane that follows down his entire body ...and a wide muzzle with a super chin! He loves sitting in the bartenders' laps ...and the only thing that will make him leave is one of our female spirits passing by. He's completely a ladies' man. His genes are strong and carry over to all his pints.
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Cuba Libre
When you take a Dos Equis and pair it with RumChata, every time... you get the same result. The ultimate RGF (Resting Grinch Face) pint. Born with all the extras like whipped cream topped with a cherry, he doesn't leave you wanting more! He has his dad's laid-back personality, and all the females dig him, but he doesn't even know how "cool" he is. He cries when a human or one of his many moms isn't giving him attention, but when he is on the move ..it's just to the nearest buffet bar. He's a big bear always packing everything down, and it shows with his large size! This pint also loves an intense game of hide and go seek with Soju. They tag each other and you can see the excitement when they eagerly look to be pounced at their new hideout. It's a hoot to watch! Oh, and he loves to make soft biscuits on you. Our favorite!
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Soju
Meet our head bouncer. This male is a beast. Soju is neutered and my son's bestest pet friend but listed because he is what inspired us to want to breed. We hope to produce cats just like him. He is the most laidback cat we've ever had. We like to take him to stores, and he could have 100 dogs barking at him, and he wouldn't be phased. Very socialized and eager to be where the action is...
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Anheuser-Busch (Retired)
All this guy does is purr and knead, purr and knead. So don't be fooled by his full-fledged RBF, but that is one of the reasons we already love him so much. Though he looks blue, he is actually a blue smoke...hiding silver at the roots. He is not even 1 in this pic, so we cannot wait to see how he matures since he already makes us proud.
Dos Equis (Retired)
The most interesting cat for sure! This RBF cat is far from a real Grinch despite carrying "the look." Don't worry that he is retired because we have many remaining cats that come directly from him.
He produces the STRONGEST blue and black smoke maine coon kittens. His parents also have very strong muzzles with long and tall bodies, and most importantly... healthy lines. We are happy to see these genes being passed down from one generation to another.
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Captain Morgan (Retired)
You like a high proof drink? Well this red smoke will make you an addict. His muzzle is soooo pronounced. He is a lot like Cuba so we feel we hit the jackpot here. Another big wet kisser. He gets overly jealous all the time and climb on top of whoever is getting loved on like they're not there. He also can't go long without returning into our laps to be pet. He's always wanting to be wrapped around our neck just like Malibu, but he's twice her size, so we're always so hot!
