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 (Updated: June 5, 2026) : 

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Our poly girl Barista will be looking for her retirement bar (FREE), but you need the requirements before applying as FREE does not always mean cheap or easy.  This will be in our Bar News VERY soon.  

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  Amstel's "Married with Children" brew will probably have their Happy Hour in a few weeks too so KEEP LOOKING at our Bar News and our stories on any social media platform.  Remember we use the word "Going Live" as our code phrase for all upcoming Happy Hours (kitten selections) since we must abide by META's rules.

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Abita had one STOUT male who will make ANYONE drunk. 

  

We do expect to have several adult cats retiring this year.  If and when they are available, they will be placed on this page.  Don't see them?  Well they're not quite ready to sober up yet.  Keep checking back because they generally go super fast.  ...like I'm not sure you could chug one down faster than my adults get swept up. 

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​If you're wondering how you can ask for a pint here, what the password is to our kitten application or what the tab will be... you have not read our FAQS.  Please do so ENTIRELY before emailing us.   As always, sign up for our Bar News (pop up comes up as soon as you come to our website) for ALL announcements like when the questionnaire opens and to know when you'll see them available on tap! 

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