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 (Updated: March 15, 2026) We're kicking things off with a special premium cocktail that JUST uncorked from Sazerac and super boy Cuba Libre!  VERY grinchy brew.  3 males and 1 female.  Cristal is due 9-14 days, and we think they'll be very high in proof.  We are also happy to announce Amstel is pregnant and due in April.

  We are hoping Abita is pregnant for May pints, but it's way too early to tell.  It's going to get very busy at the bar. 

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We do expect to have several adult cats retiring this year.  If and when they are available, they will be placed on this page.  Don't see them?  Well they're not quite ready to sober up yet.  Keep checking back because they generally go super fast.  ...like I'm not sure you could chug one down faster than my adults get swept up. 

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​If you're wondering how you can ask for a pint here, what the password is to our kitten application or what the tab will be... you have not read our FAQS.  Please do so ENTIRELY before emailing us.   As always, sign up for our Bar News (pop up comes up as soon as you come to our website) for ALL announcements like when the questionnaire opens and to know when you'll see them available on tap! 

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